iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

(via grade-a-memo)

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lameborghini:

*sends u nudes but just as a friend*

(via jesuschristvevo)

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15 minutes ago

meladoodle:

*throws coins at strippers really hard*

(via grade-a-memo)

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8916

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15 minutes ago

(Source: pssarah, via grade-a-memo)

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15 minutes ago

claydols:

damn you must be itunes because you are always not responding

(via grade-a-memo)

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15 minutes ago

(via ilovetolaughlol)

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16 minutes ago

nowaclubpenguinblog:

must’ve been colorblind

(via tehfunniest)

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34057

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16 minutes ago

nintendoggystyle:

shawty got low low low low low low low (self esteem)

(via lubricates)

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15 hours ago

(Source: rebeccaalexis, via the-black-power-ranger)

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15 hours ago

(Source: alikivaldes, via foreveralone-lyguy)

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15 hours ago

overtheunderpass:

“are you on your period”

why yes, i am bleeding today

would you like to join me

(via toolazytolive)

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117757

Posted

15 hours ago

Police officer:	Anything you say will be held against you
Me:	Park Chanyeol

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98072

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22 hours ago

ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

(via grade-a-memo)

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40608

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22 hours ago

qenitals:

shopping carts in random places make me sad

there is nothing for you there friend

(via i-will-die-laughing)

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118607

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22 hours ago

triggerme-lovely:

If you ever feel unwanted, remember yahoo bought us for 1.1 billion dollars.

(via grade-a-memo)

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